do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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@19 hours ago with 218401 notes#lmfao
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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@19 hours ago with 218401 noteswhen bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal
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@1 week ago with 95443 notesGirls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
shine bright like a ‘gina
cant be unread
(Source: patbby, via thisbinaryuniverse)
@3 weeks ago with 263229 notesLet’s play spot the main character
I wonder who it could possibly be
(via hanataiyouame)
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
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@3 weeks ago with 205587 notesI think it’s time to talk about your blogging problems
(Source: somewhereinbrooklyn-, via tumblized)
“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“
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@1 month ago with 95748 notesdo animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via girlsbydaylight)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal
(via thisbinaryuniverse)
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
shine bright like a ‘gina
cant be unread
(Source: patbby, via thisbinaryuniverse)
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
(via thisbinaryuniverse)
“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“
(Source: batrickstump, via thisbinaryuniverse)