selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via girlsbydaylight)

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

(via thisbinaryuniverse)

beersforfears:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: cliterallysame)

fyeah-i-like-dat:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

shine bright like a ‘gina

cant be unread

(Source: patbby, via thisbinaryuniverse)

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

(via thisbinaryuniverse)

cacty:

time to put on my final exam outfit

(via thisbinaryuniverse)

laugh-addict:

“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

(Source: batrickstump, via thisbinaryuniverse)